Friday, April 11, 2008

NY Post - "Yankee Stadium now Cursed, Forever!"

The NY Post, always a stalwart champion of accuracy and honesty in reporting, published a report from an unnamed construction worker on the new Yankee Stadium.  A secret Red Sox fan, this saboteur claims to have secretly buried a 'Sox jersey in the concrete floor of the visiting team locker room.

"Oh Noes!" reports the Post, "the franchise is now Cursed, forever!"