Who says "Don't Slurp your Coffee?"

For the master tasters at Folgers, slurping is a job requirement.

Macy's Thanksgiving Imperial Death March

John Williams meets Helium Balloons

Deadly Earth-shattering Asteroid is.....never mind.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/13/rosetta_asteroid_spacecraft_patrick_moore_cockup/

Minus

"Welcome to comic.  I suddenly began making these comics around the end of January."

Welcome to the world of Minus, a little girl with strange and amazing magical powers.  Or perhaps, she's absolutely normal and we've all forgotten what the world is really like.   (And if you think the first strip or two are kind of offbeat, wait until things get really weird...)